Run away alerts are a stop-gap measure to protect all small prey creatures from event that the humans government may not deem as an emergency.
I will declare a Run away alert and alert levels when I deem it necessary. It is still important for you to stay vigilant and watch for problems that may arise.
These alerts are created to help you prepare and to know how far to run when an alert is declared.
dCon mean: defend yourself condition level.
Space-time issues:
Government doesn't seem to be concerned by issues caused by fooling with space/time continumn. In-fact government seems to be causing space-time issues themselves with things like:
Daylight savings time
Leap second
Ground hogs day
Friday the 13th
February 29th
These are the very events I am trying to help you be prepared for by this system.
dCon 5
EVENT:
Peace - travel outside the home is safe.
Response:
Store up food
Secure shelters
Create plans for family and friends
Stock up on cuddly reassuring toys
Watch for trouble in and around the home.
Check clocks for anomolies
dCon 4
Event: shortages on peanut butter and toilet paper.
Response:
Raid all nearby stores for supplies.
Buy as much as you can in these items.
Hug cuddly reassuring toys.
dCon 3
Events:
Independence Day
eclipses
leap seconds
Response
Stay indoors
Possible need for sound proofing or wear earplugs
Some food storage may be necessary
Don't look at the sky during the event
Keep cuddly reassuring toys nearby
dCon 2
Event:
Friday the 13th
Daylight saving time shift
New Years
Ground hog day
February 29th
Response:
Stay in Faraday cage
store some food
Don't look at the sky
Keep cuddly reassuring toys nearby
Put phone into airplane mode to avoid answering calls going to future or past you.
Hide in a box, closet or under a blanket
As these are time sensitive events stay away
from all individuals involved in space/time experiments. Example: Bill Murray,
Michael J Fox, Christopher Lloyd, David Tennet
dCon 1
event:
Decade change + new years and mythical animals such as:
Dragons
Big Foot
UFOS
Lock-ness monster
Ghosts such as poultry-geese
Beware the poultry-geese or guiest? Is polter-guiest the same thing?
Space-time continuum events:
New Years
Two or more dCon events happening simultaneously such as New Years and independence day
Response:
Dig hole in ground or go to basement and dig a hole in the wall of the basement and fill hole with faraday cage material
Store food
Turn off phone to avoid answering calls going to future or past you.
Avoid looking into mirrors
As these are time sensitive events stay away
from all individuals involved in space/time experiments. Example: Bill Murray,
Michael J Fox, Christopher Lloyd, David Tennet
Hug family, friends or cuddly reassuring toys
Summary
These instructions are written to help keep you safe in the event of a space-time and alien invasion. Please note in times that I may not issue an alert you should still stay vigilent for any signs of trouble.
Peace and courage to you all.
